青楼十二房

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时代背景为盛唐之年,当时人民生活富庶,青楼事业大行其道;于是乎,同业间为了竞争求存,遂奇招百出,当中著名的“尝乐坊”乃五姑娘(翁虹饰)主持大局,并伙拍设计木匠师父刚哥(郑则仕饰)以独特的性器具及淫乐房间而响负盛名。一直以来,刚哥对少主五姑娘早存爱意,无奈五姑娘对他总是若即若离。刚哥徒儿阿逸(刘的之饰)自小跟随师父在青楼工作,为人正义,对被逼卖入尝乐坊且惨受五姑娘酷刑虐待的雏妓小青(程雪雁饰)心有好感,终日希望能够营救美人脱离火海,可是始终有心无力。怎料在一次阴差阳错下,竟在嫖客手上夺走小青初夜,因而遭小青误以为逸乃乘人之危的小人。另一方面,城中出现了一名采花大盗(徐锦江饰),专向青楼姑娘埋手,小青不幸竟成了淫盗的猎物,最终得五姑娘及逸出手相助,才幸免于难,惟正当尝乐坊众人庆祝之际……

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时代背景为盛唐之年,当时人民生活富庶,青楼事业大行其道;于是乎,同业间为了竞争求存,遂奇招百出,当中著名的“尝乐坊”乃五姑娘(翁虹饰)主持大局,并伙拍设计木匠师父刚哥(郑则仕饰)以独特的性器具及淫乐房间而响负盛名。一直以来,刚哥对少主五姑娘早存爱意,无奈五姑娘对他总是若即若离。刚哥徒儿阿逸(刘的之饰)自小跟随师父在青楼工作,为人正义,对被逼卖入尝乐坊且惨受五姑娘酷刑虐待的雏妓小青(程雪雁饰)心有好感,终日希望能够营救美人脱离火海,可是始终有心无力。怎料在一次阴差阳错下,竟在嫖客手上夺走小青初夜,因而遭小青误以为逸乃乘人之危的小人。另一方面,城中出现了一名采花大盗(徐锦江饰),专向青楼姑娘埋手,小青不幸竟成了淫盗的猎物,最终得五姑娘及逸出手相助,才幸免于难,惟正当尝乐坊众人庆祝之际……

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